afteryourdeathormine .: plum pudding?
afteryourdeathormine .: hannibal can make that happen
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: lkjsdfjlf fucking— c h r i s t.
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: who invited h i m.
whichevercomesfirst: i think he invited himself
whichevercomesfirst: into the pudding
afteryourdeathormine .: are you kidding me
afteryourdeathormine .: they’re werewolf teenagers
afteryourdeathormine .: they don’t know how to cook
afteryourdeathormine .: they needed an expert okI DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS.
whichevercomesfirst: WILL YOU STOP
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: jdskhfkjf
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: im
whichevercomesfirst: TRYING TO SEND OUR CHILD
whichevercomesfirst: TO HELL
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: sdlkfjklff L M F A O
whichevercomesfirst: dear god
afteryourdeathormine .: all i want her to do
afteryourdeathormine .: is run around eating pork and finding some nice pagan girls to sleep with
afteryourdeathormine .: is that so much to ask
whichevercomesfirst: considering you ALSO
whichevercomesfirst: want her to kill
whichevercomesfirst: and eat
whichevercomesfirst: the body of her victims
whichevercomesfirst: and evade all known law enforcement
afteryourdeathormine .: yes well pagan girls are the tastiest so
afteryourdeathormine .: i don’t want her to SUFFER
whichevercomesfirst: I would say you were stacking up the pressure
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: sdjhgfjhf i dont even know any pagan girls
whichevercomesfirst: unreasonably high
whichevercomesfirst: yes
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: i mean i could place an ad
afteryourdeathormine .: mail-order pagan girls
afteryourdeathormine .: from vermont
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: shdfjkhfj
whichevercomesfirst: she has to be free
whichevercomesfirst: to pick the kind of people she wants to eat
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: i dont know if im ready for people 8c
afteryourdeathormine .: i just don’t want her eating some bland boy from a nice family
afteryourdeathormine .: and being disappointed in the flavour
afteryourdeathormine .: not spicy enough
afteryourdeathormine .: too wholesome
afteryourdeathormine .: needs more dreadlocks
afteryourdeathormine .: and cultural appropriation
whichevercomesfirst: no-one is ever ready
whichevercomesfirst: for daddy’s expectations
whichevercomesfirst: dear
whichevercomesfirst: don’t worry
afteryourdeathormine .: it’s like baby wood ducks
whichevercomesfirst: ignore him
afteryourdeathormine .: you can’t walk them down the tree
whichevercomesfirst: …
afteryourdeathormine .: you just have to kick them right out of the nest
afteryourdeathormine .: they either fly or they flop
whichevercomesfirst: and into the FBI’s most wanted list?
afteryourdeathormine .: but they’re made to survive, either way
⎡ yodelaheyhoo ⎦: …are ducks in trees
afteryourdeathormine .: you two make me ashamed.
